The Messiahs of the milk bar 
Hellraisers to the end 
Had a drop to many 
In a toast to all their friends 
Movie stars and writers 
Are present a to z 
Now these ain`t common people 
They`re personalities 

And they`ve all got a story 
Tattle talk from Tinseltown 
Some of them survivors 
Others gone to ground 

There`s Brendan B and Hunter T 
Whats a poet got to say 
Hunter`s looking for a story 
About the IRA 
Lenny isn`t laughing 
He nearly lost his life 
A transexual from the Transvaal 
Slipped in as his wife 

It`s a star studded scandal 
So raise your glass my friend 
The Messiahs of the milk bar 
Hellraisers to the end 

And they`ve all got a story 
Tattle talk from Tinseltown 
Some of them survivors 
Others gone to ground 

Bukowski wants to talk 
But he`s had too much to drink 
Threw up in the piano 
Little Richard and Sal Dali 
Singing out of key 
Both hallucinated 
The Sandoz was for free 

Osbornes at a party Colin Wilson`s on the line 
Saying listen Johnny Baby 
That catchphrase is mine" 

Flynn and Reed in conversation 
Reowned throughout the land 
Used a calculator 
Workout who`s the better man 
Now Errols` got the looks 
And Ollis` got the strenght 
One is talking numbers 
And the others` talking lenght 

Fattys feeling frisky 
Orders more champagne 
Women run out screaming 
"Oh no not again!" 

And they`ve all got a story 
Tattle talk from Tinseltown 
Some of them survivors 
Others gone to ground 

It`s a star studded scandal 
So raise your glass my friend 
The Messiahs of the milk bar 
Hellraisers to the end 

The Messiahs of the milk bar 
Hellraisers to the end