Benefit

Benefit - Super Mario Bros. lyrics

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[Intro]

Borrowing my cup?

Let me give it the test

What, the Mario test?

Mario?  Mario's a fuckin' psycho....



[Verse 1]

It's 1986, I'm in the first grade

I'm workin' really hard to get Mario layed

I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy

Believe me, Mario would get that ass, so fuck Luigi

Mario really wants to get her in bed

So bad that he is busting up bricks with his head

He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells

Jumping on little mushrooms, and then turtle shells

Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways

Making his way to the end, where the final castle lays

Eat a magic mushroom and grow a little higher

Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire

All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack

Oh shit..... hold on.....I'll be right back.....

(Wait 5 seconds)

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer

It's gotta be hard to get layed if you're a plumber

That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man

And get him to the end so he can quit using his hand

Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink

The princess won't fuck a little kid, I think

So stay firm and attend to your own

And eventually the princess will attend to your bone



[Chorus x2]

Save, the, princess quick

Ah, shit, well I suck dick

And, if, you, let her free

You, get, the, pussy



[Verse 2]

Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess

But if it's up to me, that shit will stop this instance

Cloud people throwing little spiked animals

Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals

I heard nobody yet running the princess'es oven

And Mario always says "Virgins...I love em'"

I hate the cooper troopers, so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells, until I get one up

Gonna keep playin', and never gonna quit

Cuz some kid at school told me, you could see the princess' tits

I wanna be there before any of my friends do

So I can say I put pussy up on Mario, then you

At the end of each level, I jump and get the flag

And say to myself, "Another castle in the bag"

I hope Bowser's ready, cuz he's in for a ride

Cuz Mario's serious, when it comes to homicide

The princess is a freak, even though she has class

Mario will take a plunger, and put it in her ass

I hate the canons, the shoot at you constantly

And I hate platforms that fall out, from below me

It's all worth while just to see Mario smile

Standing next to the princess, butt-naked profile

That's why it's my say to get Mario layed

Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made



[Chorus x2]
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