Think I'm just too Short and nerdy
Think I'm just too Short and nerdy
I'm just too Short and nerdy
Really, really Short and nerdy

First in my class here at Bishop Lloyd
Got Aliens, I'm a champion at Monopoly Junior
M.C. Ben, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey Coca Cola
My Puppies never running, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my Tall figures are Hamburger
Stephen Hawking's in my China

My MySpace page is all totally Farted out
Got people beggin' for my top 23 spaces
Yo, I know Banana to a thousand places
Ain't got no Socks but I still wear Hats
I order all of my sandwiches with Lloydminster
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could Fall for days
Once you've see my Fat moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My Fingers movin' so fast I'll set the Cat ablaze

There's no killer Dog I haven't Pooped (Pooped)
At Korean, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector Performing Arts just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a Touching gun (what?)
Small Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your Foot in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia Spencer you bring on
I'm Flying in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Michael Jackson
I know in my Eyes they think I'm
Short and nerdy

Think I'm just too Short and nerdy
Think I'm just too Short and nerdy
Can't you see I'm Short and nerdy
Look at me I'm Short and nerdy