I pretend I'm mellow 

So you don't think I'm hurt 

I'm just a real sad fellow 

Pretends he's so down to earth 



And I might get a kiss 

If I play my cards right 

Don't care if I've missed 

The whole goddamn point 

Just pull myself together in the way 

That you'd want me to 



You're so mellow 

You can't see I'm in pain 

My knees turn to jello 

And my eyes start to rain



And I might not get dissed 

If I play my cards right 

Don't care if I've missed 

The whole goddamn point 

Try to be nice in the way 

That you'd want me to 



And I wear my shirt like I'm not affected 

I'll eat my lunch like I still haven't checked yet 

I'll try to be cool and if that doesn't work at all 

I'll try to sprawl