There's a quarter of a man in the market with a quarter of a car so it's easy to park it 

He gets to the counter he pays what he can but he only pays a quarter 

He's a quarter of a man 

Now this quarter of a man he got fired, the next damn day he got hired 

The only thing wrong with this plan is he only makes a quarter 

He's a quarter of man 


Every day he's on the street, too few quarters to live or to eat 

He's so little the people all stare but he only pays a quarter far. 

Now this quarter of a man's on vacation but he still gets his ration 

He gets to the market he saves what he can but he only saves a quarter 

He's a quarter of a man 


Every day he's on the streets too few quarters to live or to eat 

He's so little the people all to stare but he only pays a quarter fare 

Now there's a quarter of a man in the market with a quarter of a car so it's easy to park it 

He gets to the market he saves what he can but he only saves a quarter 

He's a quarter of a man