Choose from any number of magazines

Who do you want to be?

Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?



If you're afraid they might discover

Your redneck past

There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

They'll never send you home



Roots!

The funny limbs that grow underground

That keep you from falling down

Don't you think that you'll need them now?



Just find a place where no one knows of

Your redneck past

Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past

You'll show them all back home



DÃÆ'©solÃÆ'©, je suis amÃÆ'©ricain

Please cook my steak again

Je suis amÃÆ'©ricain

DÃÆ'©solÃÆ'©, je ne parle pas franÃÆ'§ais



Laws vary from state to state

Getcha some books on tape

Learn about holes in space



If you're afraid they might discover

Your redneck past

There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

It's good to be back home