When I looked you in the eyes you made me realize you're like a...
Baby throwing up
Well here we are again, it must have been fate to me you're like a...
Fork on a plate

Every minute with you is like... fingernails on a chalkboard
Every moment with you is like... a barking dog... that just won't stop
Barking

I thought of you all day you were always in my mind...
When I waz at the zoo
I though of you some more, a bit...
I was taking a shower

Every minute with you is like... french kissing a dog
Every moment with you is like... pissing with a dork... that just won't stop
Pissing

Every moment, hey!
Every moment

For u I would,
I would climb the highest mountain
No matter how tall
I would swim across the water
Fountain in the mall, I would
Now you may be wondering why I'm singing this song, well
It's because I think our love is very... weak