I'm just a token of your flirtation

Nothing more than a description

You're just a guy,

just a kid from a place where your philosophy is a catastrophe

Wake up split lip, you're not that cool

Put your words in quotes then call yourself Vegan

Turn up, off, on your stupid song and sing

Words about the things you know

and what you think you have to show her

As for myself, I think it's obvious that I'm envious of you

Tell me now what you've got to look forward to

I hear they're hiring at the dairy queen

Your whole story has been a disappointment

Your poetry is just a joke to me

Anything and everything about the affection

That you get when what you've got then

10 times 42, what's that got to do with anything this song's about

This jealousy I'll do without

Where am I in this fairytale,

this nightingale counters what I had in mind

and leaves me depressed and despised