at the theater, I did meet her

and the show was whimsical and sublime

I'm in tatters, nothing matters

til I grasp a big disaster like a mime



she's got the squeegee on the ouija

she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime

don't disease me, don't you sneeze me

you can cheese me anytime, it's not a crime



in the first act, there was a jester

with an apple and a mango and some wine

he flung the ice-cube, he was so rude

and he jousted with the flaming huffy dog (???)



she's got the squeegee on the ouija

she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime

don't disease me, don't you sneeze me

you can cheese me anytime, it's not a crime



in the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard

with decorations all around

there was a bandit, we couldn't stand it

he was sniffing the cube like a hound



she's got the squeegee on the ouija

she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime

don't disease me, don't you sneeze me

oh yeah