From the habitations and the towns we know
 A place we saw the lights turn low
 The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

 Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands

 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at!
 (with robot vocal effect)I got two turntables and a microphone

 (Take me home with my elevator bones!)
 (That was a good drum break)

 Pick yourself up off the side of the road
 With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
 Members only hypnotizers
 Move through the room like ambulance drivers
 Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
 Hirsutes with parachuits fruits
 Passing the dutchie from coast to coast
 Let the man get Wilson; wanna rock the most now

 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone

 (Man spoken "What about those who swing both ways? AC/DC's)

 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone

 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone

 (Oh, dear me. Make-out City's a two-horse town)
 (girl spoken: "That's beautiful, Dad!")

 (Got my microphone...)

 There's a destination a little up the road
 From the habitations and the towns we know
 A place we saw the lights turn low
 The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

 Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands

 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at!
 I got two turntables and a microphone

 I got plastic on my mind
 (make it out, baby)
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Let's make it out, baby
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 (scream)
 Telephone plastic baby
 Ahh, so good
 Oh, yeah
 Let's play good
 Ow, ow, ow, ow