she took me off my guard with disappointment
I got sucked inside of her apartment
she`s got dried-up flowers, flaky skin
a beaded necklace and a bottle of gin
she`s a nightmare hippy girl
  with her skinny fingers fondlin` my world
  she`s a whimsical, tragical beauty
  self-conscious and a little bit moody
it`s a new age let-down in my face
  she`s so spaced out and there ain`t no space
  she`s got marijuana on the bathroom tile
  I`m caught in a vortex, she`s changin` my style
she`s a nightmare hippy girl
  with her skinny fingers fondlin` my world
  she`s a whimsical, tragical beauty
  uptight and a little bit snooty
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
she`s a magical, sparklin` tease
  she`s a rainbow chokin`` the breeze
  yo, she`s bustin` out onto the scene
  with nightmare bogus poetry
  she`s a melted avocado on the shelf
  she`s the science of herself
  she`s spazzing out on a cosmic level
  and she`s meditating with the devil
  she`s cooking salad for breakfast
  she`s got tofu the size of Texas
  she`s a witness to her own glory
  she`s a never-ending story
  she`s a frolicking depression
  she`s a self-inflicted obsession
  she`s got a thousand lonely husbands
  she`s playin` footsie in another dimension
  she`s a goddess milking her time for all that it`s worth