I said I'll make you shake your ass like Les MaCan
 And the you're out talking shit like Yosemite Sam
 You've got the elephant feet like Les McCan
 Up the crack of dawn I'm on my way
 We're talking two foot dump and there'll be no delay
 'Cause I'm gone, the shit's getting out of hand
 I'm changing my middle name to first Trem
 I'm walking on the rhythm like Philippe Petite
 I've got hole in my mouth where my teeth should be
 You ask whatever happenened to the rappin' duke
 I heard the Captain's gonna sign him to Jive and that's the truth
 taking care of my functions still smokin, up the shrubery
 I stopped eating chicken 'cause the shit was too rubbery
 Produce organic from my own yard
 Only the freshest herbs and growing's not too hard

 Dreaming on it, screaming on it, ready to get dumb
 Waking up my long joint, ready to get some
 Looking at my board and my old boots
 Seeing a waist deep champagne moment of truth
 And on the court I've got game like my brother Matt
 I give a shout out so where you at
 But don't get souped Mathew 'cause I'm a take ya
 Horatio Park right now and I'm a shake ya
 Give me the fresh count 'cause you know that I'm stressed out
 I need some inspiration so get the best out
 Like Rock Master Scott, I'm on the request line
 Writing the fresh rhyme, having the best time
 Good vibes flowing all around
 Not a worry in mind as the friends around
 A shout out to Linda riding pow forever
 Well the Bird is the word and you're as light as a feather

 Well I smoke a bag of rat weed 'cause I don't care
 and I'm waking old ladies out their underwear
 I like the boomin' grannies in big old panties
 I'm giving, it to grandma making her crazy
 I might be a white boy but I'm no goofy
 Got beats like Bobalou on "I Love Lucy"
 I'm not like the Skipper on "Fantasy Island"
 I'm more like Captain Shtupping when I go back whylin'
 The Cire Traverse out to Death shoot
 or S.T.H. when they let me back at the Deuce
 'Cause I can't get enough of that funky stuff
 When the going gets rough ain't going out in the sluff
 Down with Bubble Gum and Ninth Creation
 Get down we've got the sound sensation
 Kid Fresh is back from the 80's
 And we're doing it for the ladies

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