In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
 Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
 So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee
 Me and my crew out breaking windows
 The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
 Possession is half the law
 I had my routines before all y'all
 Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
 You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
 I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
 Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
 Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
 Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
 You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
 *See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that*
 I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
 I don't buy cheeba I grow it
 *I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to me
 But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy
 Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
 Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
 Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
 Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
 You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
 My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
 You can't deny me you always want to try me
 You're just gonna get your ass kicked
 Homeboy throw in the towel
 Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
 The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
 For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
 Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own
 shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe
 All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
 Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
 Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street
 The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
 Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
 Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
 Space cake cookies I discover who I am
 I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
 Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
 Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
 My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
 So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
 So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
 I feel like it is always the beginning
 Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
 You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped