There was a beautiful girl in bed beside me.
Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear
She said "Listen up, dear
There's a change inside me."

Can't say how frightened I am
How unenlightened I am
As I run for cover.
Can't say how happy I am
To be wrong.

She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time.
Hallelujah, she's on time
And it's the safest time of the month they say for love.

We move in a mysterious way
Cuz like some holiday, we work harder.
Not happy with a hug and a kiss
(Although most offered this)
We go much, much farther.

We can't stop foolin' around
On the bed, on the ground
On the bathroom counter.
We can't stop when all of our systems are go.

She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time.
Hallelujah, she's on time
And it's the safest time of the month they say for love.

She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time.
Hallelujah, she's on time
And it's the greatest time of the month for making love.

Between you and me,
How happy we'll be
Repeating the cycle permanently
But where will we be
When baby makes three?

I know that in a couple of years
I might lay down my fears
And get psyched about it.
Jump in without an ounce of regret
Trying not to forget
What I liked about it.

One day I might look like a fool
With a yard and a pool
And a station wagon.
Till then I get down on my knees
And I pray...

She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time.
Hallelujah, she's on time
And it's the safest time of the month they say for love.

She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time.
Hallelujah, she's on time
And it's the greatest time of the month for making love