My friends keep disappearing (My friends are nowhere to be seen)
My friends make me uncomfortable
My friends have strange agendas (They make me bored beyond belief)
My friends are so outdated
My friends are obsolete

I know I might sound cold
But I'm not sick about this at all
It's just another way to speak of obsoletion
It's obsoletion

My friends are so unfashionable (My friends are models from last year)
My friends are controversial
My friends have strange addictions (I'm always wishing they would leave)
My friends are best forgotten
My friends are obsolete

I know I might sound cold
But I'm not sick about this at all
It's just another way to speak of obsoletion
It's obsoletion
It's obsoletion, yeah
My friends are obsolete, yeah