Prettiest one that ever talked to me

Bought her a coke and Jim bean

Sting of bourbon on her lip

Big tab and twenty dollar tip

She put her hand on my thigh

So I grabbed my wallet and opened wide



She didn't like me, but she loved my money, she cleared my clouds n' made it sunny

She wanted friends and I wanted honey. She didn't like me, but she loved my money



I asked her if I could take her home, nervous my expense account grown

She put her bosom to my face, hope my money didn't go to waste

Guess I aint not big bank hank, all my bread wound up in the tank

So I go to bed with her on my mind, and I'm flat broke one more time



A man can only spend so much

Getting played by a woman's touch

But tomorrow night ill try again, try to be more than just her friend