Fires of hell, doomsday bell
Prison cell, bloody hell
On my masturbike

See the cat, on the mat
See the cat, it has shat
Look out we're going to hell

Eat my brain, go insane
Eat my brain, go insane
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Ride the rat nightmare man
Ride the rat...pick up the fucking beat!
On my masturbike

Fucking cunt
What's that?

Fucking cunt fucking cunt
Spider is fucking cunt
Goodbye Radio 1!

Eat my brain eat my brain
Eat my brain eat my brain
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Hello Bill, chermobyl
I feel ill, hospitil
On my masturbike