LET'S GIVE PRAISE TO MR. JACKIE CHAN

CHINA'S NUMBER ONE CRAZY MAN

WORKING HARD SO HIS AUDIENCE IS APPEASED

HOLE IN HIS HEAD FROM FALLING OUT OF TREES



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THE MAN IS A MANIAC AND CAN'T BE STOPPED

AND FURIOUS CHAN ACTION CAN'T BE TOPPED

WITH FIERCE STYLES AND COURAGE TOO

ALL HAIL THE CLOWN PRINCE OF KUNG-FU



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THE INSURANCE GUYS ALL RUN AWAY

BUT JACKIE CHAN IS HERE TO STAY

ALWAYS WILLING TO GIVE HIS BEST

STANDS APART FROM ALL THE REST



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