Oh Keith you do my head in
but I'm glad you're around
'cos it's a moral issue
and you're on higher ground
some might say you're a parasite
doing business for the state
My American friend
went and made you cry
- now he's passed away

Gary is a witness
but I'll swear he's made of sand
they put him in a time machine
told him where to land 

Someone had a bright idea
but it did not adhere
Colindale is now a Police College
I was born 20 miles from there....