So it's me and f**kin' buddy, right



Doin' 'er up on a friday night.



Like no big deal, just a couple of pops,



A half pack of bud, couple of shots.



Like, might as well make a night of 'er right (yah)



'caus I don't drink much, but I do drink a lot (uh huh)



Like, i'll have four, five, six, ten f**kin' beers 'fore I catch a buzz (f**k bud)



Most guys'd be frigged right up,



But i'd kill a two-four by six'o'clock.



I gotta two-six stacked in the back of the truck,



And I pretty much don't give a half a f**k.



(heh heh heh heh)



Like friggin wah, while i'm hackin' a dart while i'm gassin' up.



Might just roll right past the club,



But not right fast, just fast enough.



Just fast enough, bud. Just fast enough. (f**k yah)



Just fast enough. (uh huh) Not right fast, just fast enough.



Just fast enough, bud. (Oh there y'ar) Just fast enough.



Just fast enough, not right fast, just fast enough.



[Can I get an 'oh f**k yeah bud'



From the back to the front



Oh f**k yeah bud, oh f**k yeah.] Chorus 4x.



Header into town,



Leaned right back,



Slowed right down.



Call that 'turkey low',



Is that fast enough? Just ask around. (oh f**k yeah)



Get the windows up,



Rolled up rims, timmy ho's cups.



Just swimming in cigarette butts,



f**kin' live it up bud, just kickin' up dust.



Seen buddy on the road,



Finger wave, get nice and slow.



Stop for a bit, f**kin' shoot the shit



Like, "sup bud, how she goin'?" (good'n you?)



f**k, got an extra dart? (yup)



f**kin' late for work, f**kin' truck won't start,



Out of smokes, (shit)



Beer store's closed. (f**k)



f**k bud, that's how she goes



Friggin life's a bitch,



Most guys get pissed, I get right pissed.



Like, just keep givin'er shit,



Till you've pretty much got no shits to give.



Like, friggin wah,



f**ked right up, backin' up the truck.



Might just roll right past the dump,



But not right fast, just fast enough.



Just fast enough, bud. Just fast enough. (f**k yah)



Just fast enough. (uh huh) Not right fast, just fast enough.



Just fast enough, bud. (Oh there y'ar) Just fast enough.



Just fast enough, not right fast, just fast enough.



[Can I get an 'oh f**k yeah bud',



From the back to the front.



Oh f**k yeah bud, oh f**k yeah.] Chorus 4x.