Outside the carolers start to sing 

I can't descibe the joy they bring 

'Cause joy is something they don't bring me 



My boifriend is by my side 

From the roof are hanging sickles of ice 

Their whiny voices get irritating 

It's Christmas time again 



So I stand with a dead smile on my face 

Wondering how much of my time they'll waste 

Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers



And then I guess I must have snapped 

Because I grabbed the baseball bat 

And made them all run for shelter



It's Christmas time again 

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand 

All year 

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me 

Please stay away from my home 

If you don't wanna get beat down 

Just leave the presents and then leave me alone



Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve 

Cause the cops came and arrested me 

They had an unfair advantage 

And even though the jail didn't have a tree 

Christmas came a night early 

Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package



It's Christmas time again 

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand 

All year 

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me 

Please stay away from my home 

If you don't wanna get beat down 

Just leave the presents and then leave me alone



I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas