She was a boy

He was a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious?



She was a jock

And he did ballet

What more can I say?



He wanted her

She'd never tell

But secretly she'd rather go to Hell



But all of his friends 

Stuck up their nose

They had a problem with her boyish clothes..



He was a fruity dude

She said seeya later dude

He wasn't strong enough for her

She had a manly face

But her head was up in space

With all of the little green aliens..



Five years from now

She sits at home

Shaving her mustache

She's all alone

She turns on T.V.

Guess who she sees?

Fruity dude dissed her on MTV



She calls up her friends

They already know

But they can't stop thinking 'bout her B.O.



She soon finds out

He's got his own show

And he isn't fruity anymore..



He was a fruity dude

She said seeya later dude

He wasnt strong enough for her

Now he calls her a hoe

On his own T.V. show

Oh why did she ever turn him down?



He was a fruity dude

She said seeya later dude

He wasnt strong enough for her

Now he calls her a hoe

On his own T.V. show

Oh why did she ever turn him down?



Sorry girl but you screwed up

Well tough luck that boy's mine now

He is no longer a fruit

He says he's straight and acts it too

Too bad that you couldnt see

See the man that fruit can be

There is more than meets the eye

I see the man he is inside



He's now a boy

And I am a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious

We're going out

Haven't you heard?

That we'll someday rule the world..



He was a fruity dude

I said seeya later dude

I'll be on stage after your show

I'll be laughing crazily

Telling the audience

About that creep you used to know..



He was a fruity dude

I said seeya later dude

I'll be on stage after your show

I'll be laughing crazily

Telling the audience

About that creep you used to know..