ROD

Ohhhh...

I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.

She couldn't be sweeter

I wish you could meet her,

My girlfriend who lives in Canada!



Her name is Alberta

She live in Vancouver

She cooks like my mother

And sucks like a Hoover.



I e-mail her every single day

Just to make sure that everything's okay.

It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!



Last week she was here, but she had the flu. 

Too bad

'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you

It's so sad

There wasn't a thing that she could do

But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! 

Oh!



I wish you could meet my girlfriend,

But you can't because she is in Canada.

I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,

So soon I'll be off to Alberta!

I mean Vancouver!

Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-



She's my girlfriend!

My wonderful girlfriend!

Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!



And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!