I had a baby named Jane 

she cud shake that thing 

said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane 

she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen 

her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz 

Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie 

I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey 

with gravy 

Baby Baby Baby

Baby was Jen's best friend 

and maybe if you were lucky 

licky licky sucky sucky 

Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me 

more junk in her trunk than a Honda 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 



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One, two, three, four 

get your booty on the dance floor 

work it out, shake it little momma 

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda 

five, six, seven, now 

if you don't know, let me show you how 

to work it out, work it little momma 

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda 



I had a princess, queen of incest 

she was in Brebbia jeans had big breasts 

and big eyes and a big ass to match 

Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch 

then came Molly 

a hood from Hollywood High 

so fly she was transatlantic 

she was a manic depressive 

* manic depressive *

which was impressive 

very impressive 

I had to test it 

tasted like chicken and was lemon scented 

she took me home to her mama 

I taught 'm both how to Jane Fonda 



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I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana 

she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna 

she was slammin' and her ass was jammin' 

like Janet Jackson in the rhythm nation 

her brother jason had a girl named Grace 

and you could see her ass from outer space 

so I landed on her planet 

and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it dammit





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