Holiday resorts are really quite amusin

If ya don't watch

out you can really take a bruisin

Lots of pretty girls in very scant bikinis

With rum, boyfriends too busy with their surf skis

Let me tell ya bout a few in particular

A latin lover who was good at her arithmatica

Secretarial work 9 to 5 pay

Just to get her once a year holiday



She wants to know

If he's ever gonna take her home, Yeh



He just want to know, if he's ever gonna take her home

(is he ever gonna take her home)

Louise was a middle age chemist's wife

Fond of young boys and of the gay life

Reported missin after a day cruise

A torch light found her examinin the boat boys cruises



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