[Dr. Evil speaking]

This is a very sensitive subject..

[Background]

Just.. the.. two of us (Just the two of us)



Dr. Evil: Yeaah!

From the moment I heard Freau, say I had a clone

I knew that I'd be safe cuzz I'd never be alone

An evil doctor shouldn't speak a lot about his feelings

My hurt and my pain don't make me too unfeeling

I hoped Scott, would look up to me

Run the business, of the family

Head an evil empire, just like his dear old dad

Give him my love and the things I never had

Scott would think, I was a good guy

Return the love I have, make me want to cry

Be evil, but have fun feelings too

Change my life like Oprah, and Maya Angelou

But Scott rejected me

Cest la vie

Life is cruel

Treat you unfairly

But still, a God there must be

Mini-Me

You complete me

[Chorus]

Just.. the.. two of us...

Repeat x2 until end