[Spoken:]

A: "Oh, man."

B: "I know, do I scare you?"

A: "Yeah, you do."

B: "I hope so."

A: "Why are you trying to scare me?"

B: "Because I wanna bite you, man."

A: "Why do you want to bite me?"

B: "Because I'm hungry. Because I'm a vampire.
I'm a vamp-like man-pire."