Poor old john carradine
Before he met his maker
He got to play a part
That stands the test of time

Shouting he held aloft
The miracle elixir
The townspeople ran him off
And the sunlight took his eyes

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim
I'm sure you must remember him

Fresh out of paper plates
Guess I'll do the dishes
Instead of washing off
Only one plate at a time

Big evening up ahead
Wide array of choices
Bladerunner, robocop,
Or the bride of frankenstein

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim
I'm sure you must remember him

Dead soldiers line the road
Along the coffee table
Bladerunner's at the part
Where rutger hauer dies

I don't know anything
Why do I pretend to
If I did I'd be the one
Who's living with you now

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim
I'm sure you must remember him