I bet I'm the talk of this town
If you don't have a ring, then he won't settle down
And I hate to admit that you're right
'Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight

So the man is gone
What a damn cliche'
And my mama says
Looks like I've gained some weight
Landlord's at the door
He says the rent can't wait
But I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late

Yeah, I feel sorry for me
Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
When you're living in sin, I guess
Sometimes that's just what you get

So the man is gone
What a damn cliche'
And my mama says
Looks like I've gained some weight
Landlord's at the door
He says the rent can't wait
But I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late

So the man is gone
What a damn cliche'
And my mama says
Looks like I've gained some weight
I know the Bible says
That you're supposed to wait
But I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late

Yeah, I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late