Rolling up in his shiny black Benz
Talking on his iPhone
Won't leave me alone oh no
Tired of his boxers flying
Always trying out the latest ringtone
Why won't he go home? (go home)
I know he thinks he is the hottest
While he is outside cooling
Don't think that he has weather
Girls like me won't be fooling
Walking in a starbucks
Only thinking about his thirst
He let the door slam in my face
He forgot it's ladies first

Backwards, backwards
I think he's got it backwards
My daddy told me all about
The things I can do without
Backwards, backwards
I think he's got it backwards
Put your knots back on the shelf
You think you know how to impress a girl

(Ha, not really, enough about me)
Backwards
(I wanna know what you think about me)
(Oh, no! )

He was late
But looking great
Sporty and fancy clothes
But without a rose
That's how that goes (Mmm mmm! )
I'm glad I buy his smile
White and brightened
When he says let's catch a flick
Then you'll be my chick (No way! )
I heard his favorite pick up line
Now you can trust me, baby
All of the girls gather round
I guess they must be crazy
But he didn't raise a foot
Now I know where this is going
Open up the door wide
Cause his head keeps growing

Backwards, backwards
I think he's got it backwards (Yeah yeah)
My daddy told me all about
The things I can do without (hey hey)
Backwards, backwards
I think he's got it backwards
Put your knots back on the shelf
You think you know how to impress a girl

Backwards, backwards (You think you're so cool)
I think he's got it backwards
My daddy told me all about
The things I can do without (And I see right through you)
Backwards, backwards
I think he's got it backwards
Put your knots back on the shelf
You think you know how to impress a girl

Inconsistent, narcissitic
That doesn't work for me
(What ya talking about girl?)
Talk about being over ambitious
Humble with a C-N-T
Now the blazing sun
And the world is not revolving
Now you, can't see what you...
Walking past the store window
Can't see a collection
This is the opportunity
To check out your reflection
Never met a mirror
That you didn't truely love
Your body can't get close
Cause you're all you're thinking of!

Backwards, backwards (Oh! )
I think he's got it backwards
My daddy told me all about (Oooohhohh oohh)
The things I can do without (Yeah yeah)
Backwards, backwards
I think he's got it backwards (ooooohohohh)
Put your knots back on the shelf
You think you know how to impress a girl

Backwards, backwards (My daddy told me)
I think he's got it backwards
My daddy told me all about (He told me all about your kind)
The things I can do without (Oh yeah)
Backwards, backwards (He told me)
I think he's got it backwards (He really told me)
Put your knots back on the shelf (You better go home)
You think you know how to impress a girl