She took those words right out of my mouth, you know,
and made me feel like a complete asshole.
Can you imagine when you feel like a fool.
I got a major degree in blowing my cool.
No I don't need a cigarette man, and don't ask me why.
Hey, do I look
as if I wanna pick up a guy.
We talked for hours, she finally said yes,
so you should have seen my face
when I spilled coke on her dress.

Big man, happy man tries to act real slick.
Words ain't written but
they're already a classic.
Big man, sad man turns out to be a prick.
Oh man, it's such a classic.

The goddamn evening was getting out of hand quickly,
so I mentioned
the fact that I played bass in a band.
She turned to me and said:"Are you a slob?
Don't you think you people better find yourself a job?"

Big man, happy man tries to act real slick.
Words ain't written but
they're already a classic.
Big man, sad man turns out to be a prick.
Oh man, it's such a classic.