All the world's your ashtray
I'm just your Marlboro
Light me up, then butt me
You're sick and beautiful

Hey hey hey
You're sick and you're beautiful
Ah hey hey

It's Bambi meets Godzilla
A 3-D free-for-all
Set me up, then stomp me
You're sick and beautiful
You're sick and you're beautiful

Squeeze me like your lemon
Then mix with alcohol
Shake me hard then down me
You're sick and beautiful
You're gravy with gasoline
And wicked with whippin' cream

(Refrain:)
I need a quick fix
I'm flashing like an Instomatic
Crusted like a worn-out Penthouse
Your drunk is habitual
You're sick and you're beautiful

Bounce me hard and dunk me
I'm just your basketball
Lay me up, then hero
You're sick and beautiful
Peel my bandage slowly
It's psychological
You're napalm with novocaine
A kite in a hurricane

(Refrain)

Leave me in a ditch like roadkill
Or maybe we could switch the driver
Have some mercy, and
Kevorkian me to sleep

Hey, hey
You're cockroach with Cabernet
But taste like a Milky Way
You're gravy with gasoline, uh-huh
And wicked with whippin' cream, hah hah hah

(Refrain)
Hey hey hey
I need a quick fix
I'm flashing like an Instomatic
Cornered like a worn-out housewife
Your drunk is habitual
You're sick and you're beautiful
Your drunk is habitual
You're sick and you're beautiful