Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry 

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! 



Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry 

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! 



General Wolfe beat General Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham 

And because of this, they liked him an awful lot in Kingston 

The town was named Kingston in the county Frontenac 

So they spotted an island, and they called it Wolfe Island! 



Oh, it's got a couple highways and a really nice restaurant 

Called the "General Wolfe", and it's named after General Wolfe 

Who won a couple of battles and had an island named after him 

It's a really nice place and a good port to smuggle booze in from the States 



Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry 

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! 



Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any wolves 

Or any source of animals, except for a couple of seagulls 

Who are really lazy, and so they land on the ferry 

And that way, they don't have to fly all the way to Wolfe Island 



Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any fairies 

Cause fairies, unlike seagulls, don't really mind the flying 

They fly over to Wolfe Island sprinkling fairy dust all over 

Except it's really more like battery acid and it burns your skin until you die 



Well, they've got lots of potatos and Anne of Green Gables 

Oh crap, that's Prince Edward Island 

Sometimes I get confused when I switch my medication 

But I can see the bunny! 



Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry 

The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry 

It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!