This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny 

No one's making joyful sounds 

Cranberry sauce ain't staying down 



The lineups at the bathroom 

Are longer than at the mall 

Everybody's meeting Vincent 

The Christmas Virus 



Vincent the Christmas Virus 

He's the one that'll keep you up all night 

He's the festive parasite 



Vincent the Christmas Virus 

Vincent the Christmas Virus is resistant to penicillin 

Doesn't notice Aspirin 

Don't matter if you're fit and trim 



But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol 

So get real drunk on Christmas Day 

Let's all toast to Vincent! 



YAYYY! 



Vincent the Christmas Virus 

Vincent the Christmas Virus 

Vincent the Christmas Virus 

Vincent the Christmas Virus 

*cough hack wheeze*