I don't like you and you don't like me 

We don't get along you can plainly see 

I just can't wait til the surgery 

Conjoined twins we'll no longer be 



Our lives are no longer in sync 

I'm always blamed for thou you stink 

You always act like such a dink 

Let's make like sausage and get de-linked 



You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you 

You need both the kidneys but one will have to do 

Seperation anxiety, sounds pretty good to me 

This three-legged race is over 



You were the Starsky to my Hutch 

When we drove you worked the clutch 

When the chequ came we'd go Dutch 

But I don't like you much 



We both need this brand new start 

It's not like we could drift apart 

On account of the fact we share a heart 

New to me you'll be a la carte 



You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you 

You need both the kidneys but one will have to do 

You never had my back even though you have my back 

This three-legged race is over 



There's one thing that I know is true 

Is that one head is better that two 

What's yours is yours, what's mine is mine 

Siamese twins are the Thais that bind 



You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you 

You need both the kidneys but one will have to do 

Our mental scars will mend and we can still be friends 

But this three-legged race, no more two face 

Get your own place, is over