Oh my darling I sure loved that meal 

Though I could still taste the pig squeal 

Now I'm weak and losing focus 

I think you gave me trichinosis 



Trichinosis is little worms that dig 

And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig 

I love you hon but can't help but notice 

That you gave me trichinosis 



By candlelight I ate that pork 

I couldn't see danger on my fork 

Oh if you do love me completely 

Never again feed me food that will eat me 

Now I feel kinda strange inside like I'm in an apartment 



With tenants I just can't seem to evict 

They're having a party and I'm the buffet 

I love you darling but I'd be lying 

If I didn't tell you this was eating me up inside