Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya 

Gonna go out and play some golf 

My golf bag's full of the latest stuff 

I'm gonna go out and play some golf 

My putter alone was a thousand bucks 

I'm gonna go out and suck at golf 



Think I better take a muligan ya, ya 

Think I better take a mulligan 

I put my ball in the pond again 

I think I better take a mulligan 

I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH 

Can I get another mulligan? 



Get up get up get up get up get up 

a get down get down, 

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry 

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN 

Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree 

Please hit the tree 

There must be something wrong with my clubs 



All my friends hit it farther than me 

YA all my friends hit it farther than me 

I just hope I clear the ladies tee 

Everyobody hits it farther than me 

Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3 

That kid just hit it farther than me 



Get up get up get up get up get up 

A get down, get down 

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry 

Slow down ball, slow down down down 

Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree 

Please hit the tree 

I took a day off for this 



Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no 

Never be as good as Tiger Woods 

My balls always goin off into the woods 

Never be as good as Tiger Woods 

I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?) 

Never be as good as Tiger Woods 



Get up get up get up get up get up 

a get down get down, 

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry 

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN 

Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree 

Hit the tree hit the tree 

I really hate this stupid game