Edna and Ida are living in a home 

both in their eighties, both widows 

their kids only call to say 

they'll come by some other day 

Well christmas came and the kids did not 

so Edna said "thats their last shot" 

she called a taxi to the bus 

which took them down to Las Vegas 



Edna and Ida are going on a tear 

ripping up the strip and letting down their blue hair 

Edna and Ida are spending every cent 

of their children's inheritance 



Shooting craps down at Ceasers 

knocking back margueritas 

Ida on her walker Edna in her chair 

Dancing on the table throwing money in the air 

they were at the strip club making noise 

when they spotted two frat boys 

who they got drunk and married later 

in a ceremony by an Elvis imitator 



They laid down for a nap and never got up 

at the reading of their wills all the kids showed up 

the lawyer read the crumpled note that said "To everyone, 

we can't take it with us, but you aint getting none."