Who's the guy with all the tests? 

He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



A white lab jacket, a hypodermic 

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



He doesn't care if you're alive or dead 

He'll perform an analysis of your head 

Find out if you've bleached your hair 

Try and fool him if you dare, he's 

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



Oh yeah! 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 



Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed 

Just ask Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



Was his scar caused by a fork 

Just ask Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



He knows all of the spectrographic analyser 

Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level 

He knows how many hairs are on your head 

He knows when the coffee's ready 

He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



Oh yeah! 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 



Where would television be without him? 

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



There's nobody else who's earned our trust except for 

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed 

Only gets the girl if she's been killed 

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride 



Poor Sam's only along for the ride, he's 

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



Oh yeah! 

Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 



Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 

Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop 

He's Sam!