Mrs. Catto gets up at eight 

When she hears her budgie 

She puts her glasses on her face 

So she can see her budgie 



She reads the horoscopes out loud 

She reads them to her budgie 

She puts on her favourite blouse 

And she shows it to her budgie 



Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Very very very very much 



Mrs. Catto calls her mom 

She talks about her budgie 

She writes a letter to someone 

She writes about her budgie 



Mrs. Catto takes a nap 

She dreams about her budgie 

She puts the birdcage on her lap 

And she pets her budgie 



Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Very very very very much 



Mrs. Catto makes a snack

She feeds it to her budgie 

She picks up the neighbour's cat 

She feeds it to her budgie 



Jehovah's Witnesses drop by 

She feeds them to her budgie 

Mr. Brown stops by and says hi 

And she feeds him to her budgie 



Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie 

Very very very very much 



(*spoken* Thank you for your time.)