I traveled south for a holiday 

Drak some wine and mojitos 

Played upon the white sand 

And made myself an amigo 



I ate some shrimp and papya 

Thought the barbeque was grand 

But unbeknowest to me I at 

a little Cuban friend 



Chorus: 

My little Cuban friend 

Lives inside my digestive tract 

My little Cuban friend 

I wish that he'd go back 



I traveled home on the plane 

thought my trip was at an end 

But at the immigration booth I forgot 

My little Cuban friend 



In my country and my bowels 

He's and illegal alien 

He's giving me intestinal cramps 

My little Cuban friend 



Chorus 



I went to see my doctor 

To see shet she would recommend 

She gave me a perscription to kill 

My little Cuban friend 



I read the list they gave me 

Of potential side effects 

Scary, but worth elimimating 

My little Cuban friend 



Chorus 



But now my head it feels like breaking 

I'm projectile vomiting 

It sprays around the room but at least 

I'm getting better at darts 



My hemorrhoids they itch so much 

I'd like to sit upon a fence 

I'm longing fo the old days 

With my little Cuban friend