Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls 

And lets head to those heavenly halls 

Sit on down and grab a beer 

Because bowling time is pretty near 

Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the 

bowling lane 



Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, got a coupon 

Let's go bowling, for a free game 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 

Let's do it now 



Because Wrestlemania's fine by me 

Monster trucks are a sight to see 

A cultured life that's nice and all 

But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball 

You know the sport that God would choose 

Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes 



Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, got a coupon 

Let's go bowling, from a juice can 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 

Let's do it now 



(*spoken* Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of

queens! The sport of dukes... Earls... Moes... Johns... 

anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a 

polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost 

religious significance because it's so much like a religion. I 

mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the Holy 

Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the... Thumbhole. And as 

you roll the ball down the alley of life, striking out the pagan 

religions of the past, sparing them the anguish of their lives 

in the gutter, framing their existence in an eternal 

metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!) 



We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) 

We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) 

We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) 

And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah) 

We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon 

Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon 

I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 



Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, got a coupon 

Let's go bowling, for free shoes 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 

Let's do it now