If you haven't heard of me 

I wouldn't be surprised 

I bet you know my relatives 

Their names will never die 

My mother is a saint 

And my brother is a god 

But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob 



Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 

A nobody relative of the son of God 

If only I'd been born just a little sooner 

I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 



I have to take the ferry 

To cross the Galilee 

But not my brother 

No not him 

He walks across for free 



I finally get to work 

'Bout a quarter after nine 

Already he's turning water into wine 



Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 

A nobody relative of the son of God 

If only I'd been born just a little sooner 

I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 



One day when I was home 

I heard a mighty roar 

(*audience* ROAR!!) 

There were a thousand people 

Right outside the door 

Help us, Jesus, help us! 

Came the cheering from the mob 

But then they got a look at me 

Oh nuts, it's only Bob 



Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 

A nobody relative of the son of God 

If only I'd been born just a little sooner 

I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 



He died upon the cross 

I thought that I was free 

Finally people would get to know 

Me for me 

(Hi Bob, Hi, Judas!) 

This was my big chance 

To finally get ahead 

The next thing you know 

He's rising from the dead 



Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 

A nobody relative of the son of God 

If only I'd been born just a little sooner 

I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 



Everybody! 

Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 

A nobody relative of the son of God 

If only I'd been born just a little sooner 

I'd be more than the brother of God Junior 



Aaaa-Bob