Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one i know
Im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
But all i wanna do is get into his parka
Im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

Well me and NUCK fluck chuck buck we both like blubber
But me i got this crazy fetish for rubber
Im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I make the wish on the northern lights
That i could find a decent pair of whale skin tights
Im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

And the seals the sing now(seal noises)

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when i see the north pole
See the north pole

Im the only gay eskimo
Only gay eskimo
Im the only one i know
Im the only one i know
Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Now like the proclaimers sing it!

Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one i know
Im the only gay eskimo

Like Bob Dillon!

Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one i know
Im the only gay eskimo