All towns have a place 

Where decent drivers are not safe 

Where traffic law is touch and go 

Where the posted limit does not bind 

And half the drivers seem to blind 

And the other half is stupid, whoa, whoa, whoa 



Well Billy-Bob and Bobby-Sue 

And little Jimmy-Jerry and Betty-Boo 

All know it's dangerous to go 

Down on Idiot Road 



Down on Idiot Road they drive real fast 

They never put their signal on when they want to pass 

They cut you off as they talk on their cell phones (Down on Idiot Road) 

Granny's doing thirty on the passing lane 

The tailgater behind you got his bumper on your brain 

Where people think that stop means go 

Down on Idiot Road 



The guy beside you picking his nose 

Starts running you off the road 

You give him a honk and he gives you the finger 

So you swerve into the passing lane 

But the idiot is doing the same 

And your turnoff's coming up, whoa, whoa, whoa 



So a three lane change you try to pull 

When some guy on a bicycle 

Puts his spandex butt where you need to go 

Down on Idiot Road 



Down on Idiot Road they drive real fast 

They never put their signal on when they want to pass 

They cut you off as they talk on their cell phones (Down on Idiot Road) 

Granny's doing thirty on the passing lane 

The tailgater behind you got his bumper on your brain 

Where people think that stop means go 

Down on Idiot Road 

Down on Idiot Road 

Down on Idiot Road 

Down on Idiot Road