Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis, 

Provokable prostate, the Spanish call it colerico tripas 

I just call it grumpy bum 

And it's not very much fun 



Irritable bowel syndrome causes nausea, bloating and gas 

Irritable bowel syndrome is like pissing off your ass 



When you bowels are irritable, you're out of luck 

No amount of sweet talk can ever cheer them up 

The condition is influenced by emotions, doctors say 

Don't rub you bum the wrong way 



Irritable bowel syndrome can cause both diarrhea and constipation 

Irritable bowel syndrome's not a good first date converstaion 



A barium enema can really make your day 

It turns the ol' black hole into the Milky Way 

A sigmoidoscope is inserted, as big as Saskatoon 

The sun doesn't shine on that moon 



Scat for a while, 



Baba ba da ba ba ba ba boo boo boo boo yeah poo poo do do do do caca zwo zwo yeah 



Coffee and raw fruit and laxatives don't help and I should mention 

It causes considerable clenching 



Irritable bowel syndrome is irritability of the bowels 

Irritable bowel syndrome makes you only speak in vowels 



AAAA EEEE IIII OOOO UUUU 

WHY!