I remember back when I was still in school 

These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool 

They knocked me on the ground! 

They rubbed dog poop in my ears! 

They kicked me, they punched me, 

They said, "Come and fight you wimp!" 



(What'd you do??!!) 



I faked I had an injury then I ran away 



I ran away, I ran away 

Danger stared me in the face and I ran away 

The children always laughed at me after that day 

When I said I tore my ACL and I ran away 



I was playing one day in my backyard 

When I made the perfect snowball, round and smooth and hard 

I spotted nasty Ted Jablonski! 

I let fly the perfect snowball! 

It smashed the neighbour's windshield! 

He came out and said, "Who the hell did that?!" 



(What'd you do??!!) 



I pointed at my sister and then I ran away 



I ran away, I ran away 

Danger stared me in the face and I ran away 

My sister was grounded for three years and a day 

So I said she was adopted and then I ran away 



I was walking with my girlfriend one night 

Two guys were sitting on a bench, they pointed at her and said, 

"She's a fat, ugly tramp!" 

"She smells like peanut butter!" 

"She's a loser!" 

"She's pedantic!" 

"She's a mediocre soccer player!" 

My girlfriend said, "Make them stop!" 



(What'd you do??!!) 



I dumped my girlfriend on the spot then I ran away 



I ran away, I ran away 

Danger stared me in the face and I ran away 

The honour of my woman was on the line that day 

So I told my girlfriend I was gay and I ran away 



I was walking by myself last week 

When the devil himself appeared in front of me 

He had fire all around him! 

He smelled like a burning tire dump! 

He opened his mouth, he pointed at me and he said, 

"Mike, you're next!" 



(What'd you do??!!) 



I came up to the devil! 

I poked the devil on the shoulder! 



I said, "Look over there," and then I ran away. 



I ran away, I ran away 

Danger stared me in the face and I ran away 

I'm hoping that the devil smokes two packs a day 

'Cause my day of reckoning is here and I ran away 



I ran away, I ran away 

Danger stared me in the face and I ran away 

Whenever I was challenged I collapsed like a souffle 

But I'm still alive to sing this song 'cause I ran away 



Oh yes I ran 

(oh yes he ran) 

Oh yes I ran 

(oh yes he ran) 

Oh yes I ran 

(oh yes he ran) 

Oh yes I ran 

I ran away!