I am Cow 

Hear me moo 

I weigh twice as much as you 

And I look good on the barbecue 



Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's 

Made from liquid from my udders 

I am cow, 

I am cow, hear me moo! 



I am cow, eating grass 

Methane gas comes out my ass 

And out my muzzle when I belch 



Oh the ozone layer is thinner 

From the outcome of my dinner 

I am cow, 

I am cow, I've got gas. 



I am cow, here I stand 

Far and wide upon this land 

And I am living everywhere 



From B.C. to Newfoundland 

You can squeeze my teats by hand 

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, 

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,