Everybody loves hot dogs 

Even pasty Hippies 

'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat 

But now a question hits me 



What the hell's in 

A hotdog 

I shouldn't ask maybe 

'Cause i don't know any animals that grow cylindricaly 



So have a hotdog on me my friends 

It's made out of animal oddds and ends 

Have a hotdog on me my friends 

It's the particle board of meat 



Its good to reuse and recycle 

The unpopular pieces of meat 

That are quite gross 

Yet after they're proccesed 

Are such a Delicious treat 



That the children eat them 'til they're queasy 

Because they love the taste 

Of sodium phosphate 

And iridorbate 

Soy protien 

And Sodium nitrate 



So have a hotdog on me my friends 

It's made out of animal odds and ends 

Have a hotdog on me my friends 

Its the praticle board of meat 



May or maynot contain 

Chicken and, or 

Pork and, or 

Meat 



So have a hotdog on me my friends 

Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end 

Have a hotdog on me my friends 

Its the particle board 

The particle board 

The board particle 

Off mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat