*spoken intro* 

From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBY! 

Comes this sordid tale of speed... 

Murderous mayhem.. 

Cataclysmic combustion... 

Picturesque powered pistons... 

Accellerating automotive alarms...

Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts! 

One man... a dream... a car... a 1984... Plymouth... HORIZON... 



*singing* 

I loved the car from tail to grill 

I wouldn't change a thing 

I wouldn't trade the ashtray 

For the Queen's engagement ring 



But things they started going wrong 

And went from bad to worse 

The clutch went kinda funny 

Then I couldn't use reverse 



Still I loved my baby 

And would not admit defeat 

Just because it left a trail 

Of rust along the street 



It kept on running bravely 

On duct tape and a prayer 

Plus a monthly tribute to 

The guy who did repairs 



It all seems so unfair! 

(The man was glad the day he bought) 

Horizon! 

Horizon! 



Till one day on the parking lot 

They called 401 

My car became the meat between 

A Buick-Honda bun 



I saw some parts go flying 

That you really need to drive 

My car had become roadkill 

Though it never was alive 



Left a muffler in the passing lane 

A hubcap in the slow 

The windshield on the median 

A headlight in the snow 



And as I skidded off the road 

The other drivers laughed 

My middle-finger greeting 

Would be my epitaph 



Death would come at last 

(Here lies the man who dared to buy) 

Horizon! 

Now I look at my bent fender 

The twisted wheel rim 



I wonder if Horizon 

Will ever drive again 

But I know that this was not the end 

Road warriors die hard 



And I signed this Mr. Iacoca's 

Organ donor card 

The steel will get recycled 

And they'll build another car 



Bigger, faster, stronger 

An automotive star 

My quest will then begin 

And revenge will soon be mine 



As I drive my gleaming three-door 

Orange Chrysler Frankenstein 

Searching for that Buick 

To try to end its days 



We'll settle off the score 

And then we'll drive away 

(The sun will rise again on the) 

Horizon! 

My Horizon! 

My Horizon!